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Feb. 15th, 2009

Oh, the ignorant masses...


Lol. My uncle told me a funny story about one of his customers at his phone store.
The convo went something like this:
"So, you have an accent. Where you from?" (customer)
"Lebanon." (my uncle)
"Where's that?"
"In the Middle East."
"Where in the Middle East?"
"Next to Israel..."
"Where's Israel?"

My uncle was fed up, so he said:
"Do you know what a terrorist is?"
The customer says, "Yes."
my uncle replies, "Well, I'm it!!"

You had to be there.

Feb. 14th, 2009

i am a cow.


Sigh... we're supposed to go swimming in a few. Hopefully I can burn off the calories I didn't eat today. I feel like a big heifer...MOOOOOOO. Just go ahead and brand me.

Completely off topic, my uncle's pipe tobacco smells glorious. And I don't even like smoke.

Another LJ, another start.


I wish life was like the internet. If I messed up, I could just make a new account and start all over. Too bad I can't make a new account to forget about those frozen mini Snickers bars. I was doing so well until they started singing to me. "Come to us...Eat us...We won't tell Ana..."

Lies. All lies. Food lies and leads to failure.

Well, I'll make up for it today. Bottled water and sugarless gum, yum yum.

I hate vacationing with family. Why is it so hard to just find a treadmill? And then my grandma (who doesn't speak a bit of english) is asking my dad why I'm not eating. For her information, I did eat. I just didn't eat as much as she did, the fat cow. And I was completely full, to the point of nausea.

Speaking of nausea...why am I failing at purging? It shouldn't be that difficult!

Ah, well. C'est la vie.