Lol. My uncle told me a funny story about one of his customers at his phone store.
The convo went something like this:
"So, you have an accent. Where you from?" (customer)
"Lebanon." (my uncle)
"In the Middle East."
"Where in the Middle East?"
"Next to Israel..."
My uncle was fed up, so he said:
"Do you know what a terrorist is?"
The customer says, "Yes."
my uncle replies, "Well, I'm it!!"
You had to be there.